• Vengefu1 Tuna
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      92 years ago

      This is the only movie series that legitimately made me mad. The book seemed so simple to adapt to the screen. Just follow the book, with a little cut out to help with screen time, and watch the money roll in. Instead, we got one of the worst book adaptations Hollywood’s ever seen.

    • @Badass_panda@lemmy.world
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      12 years ago

      From the moment they decided to milk it for three movies I knew it was going to suck. It’s a simple little adventure story ffs.

  • Arashikage
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    92 years ago

    Star Wars:The Rise of Skywalker. I have never left a movie feeling like my intelligence was insulted until that movie.

  • @rayman30@lemmy.world
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    72 years ago

    Barb Wire starring Pamela Anderson. She is not known for being a good actress. I guess she has other assets that set her apart

  • @GARlactic@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    So it’s actually impossible for me to have seen this movie, because it wasn’t made and definitely doesn’t exist, but The Last Airbender. I’m glad it doesn’t actually exist, because if it did, then it would have been made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and would have been some of the worst cinema ever created. Should this movie have actually existed, it would have been a sophomoric and badly made disaster with some of the worst writing, action, special effects, pacing, acting and a complete misunderstand of the source material.

    If I were to have pirated it and watched it, I would still want a refund.

    But that never happened, because there is no movie in Ba Sing Se.

  • daddyjones
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    52 years ago

    The second Transformers film was so bad I was actually angry when I left the cinema.

    • @hactar42@lemmy.world
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      32 years ago

      At this point, I don’t even know which one that is. Every damn on I’ve seen has been trash and I swear they are all named something like the fall of such and such. Basically making it impossible for anyone to know what order they’re in.

  • @Nugget_in_biscuit@lemmy.world
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    42 years ago

    The Mary Poppins remake. To be honest, the movie was ok, but what really ruined it for me was the fact that a girl asked me out on a date to see the movie, then decided I wasn’t The One halfway through and just up and left

  • Vengefu1 Tuna
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    42 years ago

    In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, starring Jason Statham and Ron Perlman. I saw it in theaters. When the evil army started loading their ninja turtle orcs into the catapults, setting them on fire, and launching them over Definitely-Not-Helm’s-Deep, the audience started cracking up and openly making fun of it. It was a terrible movie.

    • Muetzenman
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      12 years ago

      Because it is actually bad or just because it is so tryhard edgy?

      • @80085@lemmy.world
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        42 years ago

        It’s just torture-porn primarily featuring things like rape, pedophilia, etc. The most disgusting movie I’ve ever seen. Plot is contrived, and just serves as a vehicle to deliver the most disgusting scenes of sexual violence they could think of. Acting is OK I guess. It seems like a fairly high-budget movie.

  • @pax27@lemmygrad.ml
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    32 years ago

    The worst movie I ever saw in a cinema was a Milla Jovovic flick called Ultraviolet.

    How bad was it, you ask. Well, I would have left the cinema but my girlfriend was sleeping soundly and I didn’t want to disturb her. Honestly, people were just looking at each other after the movie was over, openly laughing and talking to strangers about how bad it was. You could say it was so bad that it brought people together over how awful it was, so that’s nice.

    • @zaph@lemmy.world
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      22 years ago

      I actually like that movie. The over the top action does it for me. I’ve seen it a handful of times.

  • @MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world
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    32 years ago

    It’s a so bad it’s good kinda movie but Blood Diner. It’s an 80s horror flick me and a buddy found at blockbuster on vhs when we were younger. Shit was hilarious.

    • @ShoePaste@lemmy.ml
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      22 years ago

      Yes! Sheetar! That movie was a trip. There were so many odd choices, like wtf was up with the guy who is 100% puppet always sitting at the diner. I actually really like that band in the caveman getups at the end though and tracked them down. It’s a guy name Dino Lee and he bills him self as “the king of white trash”. I could only find one or two videos of them performing live and one record i picked up on diacogs for like $3.

      • @MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world
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        22 years ago

        Lol I was hoping someone would chime in about that movie. Its pretty wild. I vividly remember the scene with the car bouncing up and down oj hydraulics smashed that guys head and me just laughing really hard at how ridiculous it looked.