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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前

Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 个月前
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    9 个月前

    Isn’t ravioli just a dumpling?

  • cowfodder@lemmy.world
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    9 个月前

    https://cuberule.com/

    • Jack@slrpnk.net
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      I raise with

      https://saladtheory.github.io/

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        9 个月前

        Cube rule does it better.

    • PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works
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      9 个月前

      I was with you most of the way there (shout out to the chip butty), right up until that “pigs in blankets” abomination turned up. What in gods name has happened to them. Where’s the bacon, and why have they got that pastry nonsense on them? It’s behaviour like that this that explains the state of the world these days

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      This is absolutely beautiful. 🥲 🧑‍🍳 💋

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You are free to interpret the nature of rice however you wish.

      😂

    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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      9 个月前

      Yep, steak is a salad.

  • WagnasT@lemmy.world
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    It’s pronounced data.

    • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Lol … you’re both wrong … it’s data

        • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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          Um ackchually, the creator of data says it’s pronounced data

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      9 个月前

      Ooh, how about “data” is plural.

  • nexguy@lemmy.world
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    9 个月前

    0.999… and 1 are equal

    • Carcel@lemmy.ml
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      9 个月前

      1 / 3 = 0.333…

      0.333… + 0.333… = 0.666…

      0.666… + 0.333… = 0.999…

      1 = 0.999…

    • Opisek@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      No fight here

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Number values are mere suggestions that approximate measurements to a very high degree and try to quantify an infinitely variable universe

  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    Chiropracty / Chiropractics is all fake.

    • PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s at best pseudoscience and a scam, and also an actual cult

      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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        9 个月前

        Thats more than five words tho

        • PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works
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          It is, but I felt you’d done the “5 words” bit nicely in the first place. Consider it more of “five words and a bit of a foot-note”

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    Purple is a flavor

    • moakley@lemmy.world
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      That’s grape.

      Blue is a flavor, and it’s yucky.

      • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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        NyQuil is blue flavored.

        So are blue raspberry icees.

        Icees taste like NyQuil.

        • robocall@lemmy.world
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          9 个月前

          NyQuil is dark green

        • moakley@lemmy.world
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          9 个月前

          Right. Same flavor as Blue Curaçao.

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        9 个月前

        Blue is sour

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      Only for liquids.

  • Lulzagna@lemmy.world
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    9 个月前

    Cats are better than dogs

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      People shouldn’t keep pets

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    That’s ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn’t possibly be multiple ravioli.

    • Evotech@lemmy.world
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      9 个月前

      Raviolo is a large ravioli

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    Vegans are right.

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      I agree with Alex O’Connor. Yes, they’re right, but also, fuck that, I don’t care.

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        It’s nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don’t

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          We all do. Some people just extend that that circle larger than others.

          Carnivores/omnivores extend it to most humans.

          Pescatarians to mammals with regard to food, but often not to other mild inconveniences like pest control.

          Vegetarians to the rest of animals with the same caveat.

          Jains to animals with fewer caveats, but not to bacteria, plants, or fungus.

          And we’re distant cousins of all of these.

          There are arguments to be made for each line, like sapience, sentience, consciousness, and pain response, but the line chosen is largely arbitrary.

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            And vegans?

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              Somewhere between vegetarians and jains, depending on how much they respect the right to life of non-mammal animals (roaches, mosquitos, ants, etc) outside of food contexts. But veganism isn’t generally a distinction from vegetarianism with regard to right to life, just rights more broadly, so it’s on a somewhat different axis. Many seem only concerned with “cute” animals (i.e. mammals and a small subset of marine animals) outside of food contexts, but I’m sure there are some who wouldn’t bug-bomb their house. I doubt many sweep the ground in front of them to avoid stepping on bugs, like devout Jains. In fact, most vegans would consider that extreme, which betrays their bias towards the cute animals that deserve to live, since they’d absolutely go out of their way to not step on one of their preferred species.

              • MTK@lemmy.world
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                Look, religion is one thing, science is another.

                Jainism is a religion, as peaceful as it is, it also has it’s flaws. Some jains use dairy products because it is generally acceptable, though with modern practices it obviously violates their core principles, but loopholes like that are common to religions.

                Veganism is pretty simple and practical, it is all about reducing harm. Of course each vegan has their own interpretation of what constitutes as unnecessary harm and what doesn’t, but it is rooted in our scientific understanding of who can actually be harmed.

                It is far more than a diet, it is the understanding that my wants are not above others needs and rights, human or otherwise.

                The way I see it, Veganism is the most moral framework that is rooted in reality.

        • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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          Plant Lives Matter.

          Y’all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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            Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

            • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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              Lmao, snowflake couldn’t take a joke

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                The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

                • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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                  Being transphobic and ignoring pronouns does not make you a “tough guy”, snowflake.

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    https://cuberule.com/

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      Only cube theory I subscribe to

  • KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry it’s actually a lasagna.

    There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That’s it.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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      Where does steak fall into these classifications?

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        Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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          This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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      Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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    I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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      But… Isn’t this a dash?

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        pop•
        tarts

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      https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it’s the canon name and I hate that.

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    A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

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    I don’t like Arch Linux

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    Roller skates count as vehicles

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