“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”

Your dress is very popular!

This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.

My relationship with you is going almost well

“well done you”

Out of all the _____, this is one of them!

Well, at least you’re pretty!

Which is right behind the obvious:

Bless your heart!

“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson

Bless his/her heart…