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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

The struggle

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The struggle

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy’s stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling…

  • Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

    • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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      The 4x is where the real suffering is at

    • FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here :(

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

    Edit: also they have a stool, you’d see the imprint of that, not their feet

    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world
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      Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn’t mean you’re Squatty Potty-ing.

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

      I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

      • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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        So you’re saying you have a stool stool?

        • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          Ha, they all showed up when the kids did, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t prop myself up for comfort. If it’s there, I’m going to use it.

  • Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    A victory is a victory.

  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    You know there’s a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    Get a squatty potty people!

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now 👍

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        “Picture lied, shit went in pants instead of toilet. 1/10.”

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Its called a poo stool you weirdo.

      • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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        Or just skip it and go eastern.

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          My only complaint here is like, can we not get a dedicated back rest? Then again if we are full squat instead of a seat, we probably aren’t staying any longer than is

          • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            also a fucking lid please

          • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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            Decreases doom scrolling for sure.

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          There’s a non zero chance it’d hit my foot. Fuck off.

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    • jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I like that every time the door appears, it has a different message.

  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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      “haha those chinese making women wear shoes that deform their feet, so silly”
      proceeds to kick off their shoes to reveal conical feet

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    What a load of shit

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey they have the same poo stool as me!

    They are way more flexible than me.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      Oh god. Is that a poo stool? I’ve got one that I’ve been using to sit on when I have to wait in line for an hour or so every week. ARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME??

      • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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        Short answer: yes.

        Long answer: yes they are.

      • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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        Not me. And if you aint using it to poo, than I guess yours isnt a poo stool.

        Gotta ask tho, is that not a little low to sit on? I feel like id want something a little higher.

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          I guess it is. But I use it when I go wait in line to pick up food at the food bank for some people that can’t go there themselves. It fits nicely in my little wagon when it’s folded flat, to not take space away from the food and it’s easy to pick up and move frequently once the line starts moving.

          It’s about an hour of standing still waiting, then about 45 minutes of very slow line moving, so, for me, it’s at least better than standing or sitting on pavement.

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      Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

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      Everyone has that poo stool!

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    How did he shoot his poop did it just splatter right into the wall? Unless the dude has really elongated ass.

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    Come on Ice Cream!

  • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works
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    I honestly sort of just sit on the toilet like this normally (not on a public toilet). It’s comfortable for me to sort of lean all the way forward and hug my legs while I’m sitting there.

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