A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love
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How to end any argument. Well I got suspended for 3 days for singing old McDonald. Fucking legend.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•A emu egg (left) next to a cassowary egg (right). They are some of the largest bird eggs on the planet.19·3 months agoI too don’t know my left from right but the dark green is an emu egg
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Public Health@mander.xyz•Heavy Drinking Raises Risk of Dementia-Related Brain Lesions by 133%, New Study Finds5·3 months agoWell I only have 1-2 beers a day. 3-4 on Saturday and Sunday. Unless I have a really bad day, or a really good day, then add 1-2 more. Is that more than 8? My thinking ain’t what it used to be.
Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How was this old "no hands pushup" viral video made?2·5 months agoToes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.
But they smell like up dog.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm trying to get everyone to hate me instead. Oh yeah it's all coming together.11·5 months agoI’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.
- Myself
- Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”
That’s enough for today.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They better study this subject cause there is a test coming up.46·5 months agoMy watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night
I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.
I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.8·6 months agoWelp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
Illegalmexicant@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I just suggested my younger brother be straightforward with his bfEnglish1·6 months agoDeleted by creator
I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.
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Yep. That sounds like teams.
I talked to my coworker about this and he assured me that the current Teams was many years of polishing this turd. So it was way worse "back in the day*…
Why is teams so terrible? No really. It shouldn’t be this bad. I feel like ICQ, mIRC, and Roger wilco combo back in the day was better.
Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?
A victory is a victory.