All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.
I’d lure you to give me a bill for me to eat, then walk off with my free 100$ (no way I’m putting money in my mouth)
You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don’t worry, the bills are clean. I’m in the money laundering business.
Yeah if someone came down with a stack of money like that I’d take the freebee and tell them to go to hell.
I’d fold them tight to the size of a pill and swallow them. I could do 100 easily, but I’d shoot for at least a thousand.
Do you really think you could fold it to the size of a pill though? I think that would be a hard pill to swallow.
I hopefully get time to do my research to make sure my country’s currency doesnt have any toxic products, if its not the case id say somewhere in the thousands/tens of thousands. Especially if i can just tear them down to pieces and eat them with sauce.
This is the way, I think. Trying to swallow them whole will only lead to disaster, unless you have zero gag reflex (no judgment). And I think I’d go with artichoke dip.
Do I have to keep them down? Because if I can rip and salt them before, I can eat a lot, but I’m going to need my stomach pumped. Even if there isnt something toxic in there, they will cause a bowel obstruction.
Speaking from real world experience, I can consume around 1 kilogram relatively comfortably, with normal water consumption. I might be able to push that to 1.1kg with minimal water, but I wouldn’t if yakking means I lose it all.
Aren’t american dollars mostly paper anyways?
They are 25% linen and 75% cotton. Neither are very good for digestion but probably harmless unless those crumpled corners cut your custard dispenser on the way out
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We need an actual Doctor to consult on the effects of eating banknotes on one’s system. Who knows even one might give you a serious problem.
https://www.askdrmaxwell.com/2014/05/bacteria-on-money/
Paints a picture of all the nasty substances that can contaminate the bills in your wallet.
