• @ryuko@lemmy.ml
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    910 months ago

    Cave Johnson: Here at Aperture Science, we’re proud to celebrate pride month. To celebrate, we’ve got a test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test starts.

    • pushka
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      110 months ago

      If you’re overpowered by the mantis-men , don’t panic - just roll into the foetus position and pray.

      The good news is - the mantis men are self-lubricating~

  • @googlycoffeemea@beehaw.org
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    410 months ago

    That took me a sec lol. I was wondering why the SCP Foundation was there and then I saw the rest.

    I wonder if there’s an SCP Foundation related community. I couldn’t find one.

  • @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org
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    210 months ago

    Since when were the SCP Foundation, Union Aerospace Corporation, and Aperture Science profitable? The first one spends billions to build facilities to contain demigods only to nuke the whole place when one breaks loose, the second has repeatedly lost an entire planet’s worth of personnel and facilities to multiple demon invasions, and the third is closed for business due to the entire company (save two employees) being killed by a rogue AI.

  • @sexy_peach@feddit.deM
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    210 months ago

    It’s important in capitalism to have a profitable existence. It’s frustrating, but this isn’t nothing.

  • pushka
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    210 months ago

    Arasaka-corporation has a very loud absence !! D: