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Look, man. I have a large body. There are many folds and crevices. I’m not proud of how much effort it takes to keep myself clean, but I’m proud that I’m putting in that effort.
I’m winning insane arguments with myself in there.
You’ll have to tell me how you do that. I always lose insane arguments with myself.
If you switch which you is you you’ll be winning those arguments instead.
I’m confused , my super ego is battling my alter ego and I lost track on who is who
The scalding water serves as a moderately acceptable substitute for the warmth of human contact I’m so terrible at cultivating.
the noise of the shower is the only thing that drowns out the tinnitus i’ve had for over 20 years. so yea, i’m often in there til the water goes cold.
Okay first thing i do is i turn on the water, and hold the shower head in my hand, pointing it away from myself until the water is hot.
Then i quickly spray the water all over my body, so i am completely wet. Then hang up the shower head, and step under it.
Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.
Then i put shampoo in my hair, armpits and crotch, then finally soap everywhere else.
Make sure to get all the soap off, then dry myself. Total of ~45min.
Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.
Pretty much this for me.
I’ve gotten pretty good at 10 minute showers before work, but I absolutely blank out from time to time.
Then my brain shuts off for an undetermined amount of time.
After this, I first need to remember if I’m already done washing myself or haven’t started yet.
lol I do the same thing but I do the washing part first. Because sometimes I will be in their so long I forget if I washed myself or not yet, so I just do it first
TIL shampooing non-head hair
I have had a beard for about 20 years. The world has not run out of people who have to ask how I clean it and are somehow surprised that I use shampoo on it. “Oh, yeah, I suppose it is hair!”
Wait, that’s not obvious?
Strangely not to some people.
I used to stare off into nothingness in the shower. It would take maybe 7-8 minutes to actually wash myself; sporadically throughout the process, I’d zone out for a couple minutes at a time.
Now, I’ve got long curly hair that needs frequent tending to. Unless I want my showers to be an hour+ long, I gotta stay focused. I still stare off into nothingness while brushing and whatnot, that helps take away the dread.
sporadically throughout the process, I’d zone out for a couple minutes at a time.
Same. And when I come back to the present, I will sometimes lose track of what was washed already because I was on autopilot/dissociating before stopping to stare at nothing.
Next time you wonder whether you already shampooed:
Grab a stretch of hair between thumb and middle finger. Pull/away from head. Listen for squeak. If you hear the squeak, put the shampoo down!
Came to say this!
Thick, curly waist-length hair requires that I be in there. God help me if I want to do a second pass at it.
Shaving
Crying on the floor
The whole routine takes a while
falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.
Finally! Someone gets me! 💙
Got a heat pump so now long showers use much less energy.
Now makes me wonder what the COP is during the summer, if you time the shower so that the heat pump works during the hot part of the day it should be pretty high. 30°c outside, barely needs to work to heat the water.
Doing my installation now for hot water. Combining gas and direct electricity. Will be more or less endless showers with a small bill. First gas then keeping it hot with electric one. Wished I had a heat pump but for another time with bigger budget.
I got the heat pump and all pipework/radiators replaced, the government paid for a bit over half of the total cost as they give you £7.5k now toward replacing a boiler with a heat pump. Plus everything is VAT free as part of the install, so it was pretty much no more expensive than doing the same thing with a gas boiler. The pipework kinda needed replacing anyway, it was shit. Putting more efficient radiators on is a fairly small job when you are having all the pipework replaced already.
Got it done before moving into the house when we bought it, if you already live there I could see it being quite disruptive.
Yea , doing it all by myself as well so nothing close to that. However this is just for water not for the heating , got pellets, wood and sun for that. Think I can get something as well for updating heating and insulation here. so will look into that later.
Dude, I’m shaving! Shaving my face and everywhere else I need. Also brushing my teeth. Still doesn’t take 30 but it feels good to be hot water my god. Just like a bath or hot tub. Why rush?
This is why the world gave us rain and waterfalls.
And climate change to heat them up?
I zone out and feel like I’ve been in there for hours, then I exit and it’s been eight minutes. I don’t understand why, but the shower completely removes my perception of time (normally one of my better skills). Luckily, it doesn’t go the other way.
I don’t know what it is for other people, but I am hypersensory, so I am basically catatonic 90% of the time in the shower.
I have always been extremely sensitive to like, everything.
I used to get abused by my father for being “too sensitive” about almost anything, emotionally, physically, etc. So I did what any “real man” would do, and masked, masked masked. Spent decades of my life forcing myself to be hard, be strong, push through discomfort, show no pain, no emotions, no sensitivity.
As one might imagine, it didn’t do me well in the long run. I was only recently diagnosed as autistic, I haven’t told anyone outside my partner, as nobody would understand, the mask is glued on now, this is just me. A shell on the outside and a hidden universe inside. The long showers are total oblivion and I wish I could just stay in that water stream for days without end.
I’m not diagnosed, but uh…I felt this pretty hard.
Sorry to hear toxic masculinity hurt you like that. If it helps any I can confidently say you’re not alone and if you ever find a way to even just shift the mask a little there will be people who will accept you. The idea that a man should be a stoic is such bullshit and it hurts us all.
Great time for a quick fap!
The water is terrible for friction
Shower sex seems like it would be great until you learn ironically it feels like the dryest worst sex.
You can turn the water off but then you just have a small space with the added bonus of a slipping hazard.
That’s what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.
Someone hasn’t heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.
Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!
I do it to wake up. I am a boulder. Hard to get started but cannot stop until I drop when I do.
Well at least you’re the boulder. I’m definitely Sisyphus, because it’s always stupid hard to start, and about when I think I’ve accomplished something it rolls all the way back down and I have to restart it all again. Just with less energy and hope than before.
