An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
Yahoo! Lol
It’s those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.
Homonym #2 of shlarmle: shlarmol
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.
I love the added complexity
Homonym #3 of shlarmle: shlarmal
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn’t that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.
That’s fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.
Having disdain for cheap things
Je L’armol
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
Honorable mentioned for the sheer specificity.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
Sounds like a food
Shlaramel
it’s an antonym for cromulent.
Can we just replace the presidency with Simpsons and Futurama writers?
The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.
Then it’s almost onomatopeia at that point. Good take.
First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth
That’s shalarming to learn.
It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they’re uncertain.
Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?
Child (shlarmling): I was… umm… I was over at the hermidgd…
This has potential.
"Don’t you gunchal with me, young man!
Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.
Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.
A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.
