A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it. I miss a lot of things. I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in swallow but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.

Eggs

A large property in the woods with a river running through it. I can literally setup my own mini power generation source if the stream is powerful enough. So I get to at least be partly off-grid.

Having a paid off mortgage

one of those freeze dryers to make infinite crunchy Skittles
They’re so good but so expensive and the machine is like $3,000 😭

Also one of those ~$500 IPL permanent hair removers

10,000 acres of land in the northern mountains, with all associated rights (mineral, water, etc.).

I really, really, really don’t want to have neighbors. I already live in a rural area, and I still have neighbors 1/4 mile away that blast their music at 11pm loud enough to make out the lyrics. I want to be able to see the stars at night with no light pollution, and see wildlife that’s barely seen people.

No weeds in my garden. Kinda how the Teletubbies never dealt with crabgrass.

A flying car like on the Jetsons.

free time

Unconditional love and support

A house with a yard in a city with good subway access

Ah, I see you have a Samsung refrigerator.

Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.

Kitty holsters. A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holsters

A full, refreshing night of sleep every night.