Translated to English, probably “Name-of-Star” 3, as in 3rd planet from our star, same system as Star Trek. The key difference is Columbus had no idea where he was going, and aliens have to know exactly where they’re going. Can’t shoot into space and find a planet by accident.
If we’re going by Columbus logic, probably “Jupiter”
Can we get to Jupiter through Earth? No, but at least there’s beaver.
their new colony
“This Land”.
Probably not Alienia
Open season on the tasty meat creatures
The Wet Ball of Trash
Are the aliens going to rape and enslave?
The call it “Dirt”. There was a misunderstanding with the word “Earth” and it got translated to soil or dirt, so they picked “Dirt”.
Class 13 Death World
Water planet with cancerous hairless simian population.
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