I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.
Plants on the other hand are more kinky.
You got me interested, you gotta share more.
Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.
But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.
You should absolutely teach science classes
Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?
But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.
Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8
Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit
Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?
If female cannabis plants don’t get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out “plz pollinate me, daddy”
Kinky
Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.
Great…now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.
Harder!
I mean, yes, you don’t have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.
It occurs to me to ask, is this why you’re evil?
I mean successful men flirt like this actually
Ummmm, who’s going to tell them?
i showed u my
dickcloaca pls respondAs someone who just got 2 dick pics a few minutes i just want to say that it does work a lot of the time.
…rip your inbox.
Ha! Honestly, sure, anyone reading this, if you wanna send your pics, go right ahead. Lmao. It’s not going to bother me. Once you’ve seen your first 100 nothing much shocks you anymore, and I’ve seen way more than that.
Don’t just ask for pics like that! Start charging for rating dicks. Yay capitalism!
Hey, now, don’t tempt me with my dream career
Caveat Emptor my friend
How birds actually flirt:
I may be wrong, but I think a lot of birds do basically exactly that
Point of order aren’t bird calls basically just “SEX?”
