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@Dunkan2@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

If men flirted like birds

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If men flirted like birds

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@Dunkan2@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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    You got me interested, you gotta share more.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.

      But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

      • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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        You should absolutely teach science classes

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

          But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

          Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

          • @AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
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            Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit

            • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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              Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

      • kakler bitmap
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        If female cannabis plants don’t get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out “plz pollinate me, daddy”

      • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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        Kinky

      • @flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It occurs to me to ask, is this why you’re evil?

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        Great…now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          Harder!
          I mean, yes, you don’t have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

      • Prehensile_cloaca
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        Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

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