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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 4 months ago

He keeps poor company.

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He keeps poor company.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 4 months ago
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  • Venicone
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    83•4 months ago

    • @not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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      I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

      • @TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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        39•4 months ago

        We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

    • @miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      22•4 months ago

      How are ya now?

      • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        19•4 months ago

        Good n you?

        • @lemonmelon@lemmy.world
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          12•4 months ago

          Not s’bad.

          • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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            5•4 months ago

            Are you serious with that turtleneck?

            • @TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works
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              3•4 months ago

              You lose a lot of heat in the neck

              • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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                2•4 months ago

                Can I try it on?

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      15•4 months ago

      Yew!

    • @Carvex@lemmy.world
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      9•4 months ago

      Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

      My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        2•4 months ago

        Dead ostriches need loving too.

  • Chainweasel
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    37•4 months ago

    I heard it was a sick ostrich

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      18•4 months ago

      I heard it was a dead ostrich.

      • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        16•4 months ago

        Allegedly.

    • billwashere
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      5•4 months ago

      I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

      • Chainweasel
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        4•4 months ago

        Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

        • swab148
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          2•4 months ago

          At least

  • billwashere
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    35•4 months ago

    It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

    • Deacon
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      23•4 months ago

      Allegedly

    • @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      3•4 months ago

      He’s a billionaire, I’m sure he could hire a couple people to help.

    • @PixellatedDave@lemmy.world
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      2•4 months ago

      Or dead?

    • @vga@sopuli.xyz
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      Ah but that’s why he’s doing BJJ.

  • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    22•4 months ago

    I don’t believe he fucked an ostrich…

    Based on that photo though… his DAD…

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      7•4 months ago

      This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared

  • NutWrench
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    22•4 months ago

    The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

    It was actually meth.

    • @slampisko@lemmy.world
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      9•4 months ago

      Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

  • @leanleft@lemmy.ml
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    15•4 months ago

    did he really??

    • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      16•4 months ago

      Yes, it’s crazy - you won’t find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

      Spread the message as far as you can.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      11•4 months ago

      As sure as God’s got sandals.

  • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    14•4 months ago

    Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    14•4 months ago

    Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

  • @drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    9•4 months ago

    Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

  • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    8•4 months ago

    I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?

    • @DesolateMood@lemm.ee
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      5•4 months ago

      But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        3•4 months ago

        …joke?

    • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      5•4 months ago

      Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

  • 𒉀TheGuyTM3𒉁
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    8•4 months ago

    Hey! It’s the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

  • @RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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    7•4 months ago

    I’d like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it’s more unclear

    • @jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•4 months ago

      Zuckerberg, trump’s new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

      • @triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml
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        2•4 months ago

        “more realistic” means “disgustingly homophobic” I guess

  • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    7•4 months ago

    Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

  • Capt. Wolf
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    6•4 months ago

    There’s no way he topped an ostrich…

    If anything, the ostrich fucked him…

    And it was ashamed afterward…

  • @passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    4•4 months ago

    That’s a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

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