The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…
And the trash can right next to him
And his headset’s still on
Chef’s kiss. 👌
Ate without table -3
That should easily be -30.
Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.
At least there are no laws on the RimAte human meat -5
Ate without table -60
not having a cannibal colony
We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course
Can’t wait for season 2
Same. I think I have the wrong food reward party though
2nded
Show?
Severance. It’s on Apple TV, but it’s definitely worth watching
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Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn’t know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I’d think you’d use PTO.
Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.
No more birthdays… Loads shotgun
Delay, defend, depose?
My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.
My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.
what the hell is a holiday week and how do I get one of those
Move to Europe
I interpreted it as a week with a holiday. If you get labor day off, taking the rest of the week gets you 9 days off for 4 days PTO.
Likewise, if your birthday is near there and you get it for free, it’s 9 days for 3 days PTO.Yes exactly, efficient use of PTO
Mine is usually on labor day so I take the month of September off
Nice
I’ve never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it’s the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.
What’s wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.
Yeah that’s fine, I try to use all my paid time off to, I just usually take it in larger chunks with family.
I’ve never worked on my birthday
I know several (small) companies that give you 8 hours PTO on your birthday. You can use it immediately or save it for later.
I’ve never really given much of a shit personally.
Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?
I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?
My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)
It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.
I used to in a previous job. They brought in a thing where if your birthday fell on your usual shift day, you got it off at full pay.
There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.
Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.
I have pto
I always tell the months in advance that I’m going to take that day off. I haven’t been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.
This picture is pure art. Holy shit.
I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.
What kind of pizza did you get?
That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.
So they leave by themselves?
To keep everyone on edge.
I’d almost prefer if they didn’t give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza
Most commenters here don’t appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with “Loving your work.” company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.
Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?
Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that
microwaved, not even toasted
Toasted?!
waffles? yes. pizza? toaster oven, yes.
I can’t decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes
He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.
Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).
If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.
They don’t match either…
Why would he still have on his phone headset during lunch too?
Is it a headset? They .ight just be cheap headphones, but you don’t really see those anymore
Naw, you can make out the microphone bracket …it’s a headset
Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?
Everyone should have PTO that they can use whenever they want.
Yes certainly.
We prefer taking days off around weekends or an entire week for holidays (valid for the part of Europe I been). But talking your birthday off is not particularly common practice although nothing is stopping you if you want to.
Who needs table when you are truly “Loving your work.”.
IMO, it’s not even good phrasing and sounds hollow somehow.
