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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago

Happy birthday, peon

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Happy birthday, peon

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months ago
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  • @arudesalad@sh.itjust.works
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    140•5 months ago

    The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…

    • @ElectricFire@sh.itjust.works
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      57•5 months ago

      And the trash can right next to him

    • @disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      And his headset’s still on

    • @HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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      11•5 months ago

      Chef’s kiss. 👌

  • @AliasVortex@lemmy.world
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    83•5 months ago

    Ate without table -3

    • @Famko@lemmy.world
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      23•5 months ago

      That should easily be -30.

      Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

      At least there are no laws on the Rim

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Ate human meat -5

        Ate without table -60

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          7•5 months ago

          not having a cannibal colony

      • @dessimbelackis@lemmy.world
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        6•5 months ago

        We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course

  • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    70•5 months ago

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      28•5 months ago

      Can’t wait for season 2

      • @GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        5•5 months ago

        Same. I think I have the wrong food reward party though

      • @Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world
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        3•5 months ago

        2nded

      • @imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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        1•5 months ago

        Show?

        • rockerface 🇺🇦
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          4•5 months ago

          Severance. It’s on Apple TV, but it’s definitely worth watching

      • @madcaesar@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        skeleton.jpg

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    58•5 months ago

    Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn’t know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I’d think you’d use PTO.

    • @conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        2•5 months ago

        No more birthdays… Loads shotgun

        • @uis@lemm.ee
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          2•5 months ago

          Delay, defend, depose?

    • @ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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      20•5 months ago

      My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

      • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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        7•5 months ago

        My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

        • @mediOchre@sh.itjust.works
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          6•5 months ago

          what the hell is a holiday week and how do I get one of those

          • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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            4•5 months ago

            Move to Europe

          • @ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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            3•5 months ago

            I interpreted it as a week with a holiday. If you get labor day off, taking the rest of the week gets you 9 days off for 4 days PTO.
            Likewise, if your birthday is near there and you get it for free, it’s 9 days for 3 days PTO.

            • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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              2•5 months ago

              Yes exactly, efficient use of PTO

        • @madcaesar@lemmy.world
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          2•5 months ago

          Mine is usually on labor day so I take the month of September off

          • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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            1•5 months ago

            Nice

    • TheFlopster
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      I’ve never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it’s the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

    • @HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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      What’s wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.

      • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah that’s fine, I try to use all my paid time off to, I just usually take it in larger chunks with family.

    • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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      3•5 months ago

      I’ve never worked on my birthday

    • @Humana@lemmy.world
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      2•5 months ago

      I know several (small) companies that give you 8 hours PTO on your birthday. You can use it immediately or save it for later.

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      I’ve never really given much of a shit personally.

  • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    56•5 months ago

    Coming in on his birthday

    Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?

    • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?

    • @kerrigan778@lemmy.world
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      My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)

    • udon
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      3•5 months ago

      It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.

    • TheEmpireStrikesDak
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      I used to in a previous job. They brought in a thing where if your birthday fell on your usual shift day, you got it off at full pay.

    • @ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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      There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.

      Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
      Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.

      I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      2•5 months ago

      I have pto

    • Anti-Face Weapon
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      I always tell the months in advance that I’m going to take that day off. I haven’t been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.

  • @SirHery@lemmy.world
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    This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

  • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    13•5 months ago

    I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      What kind of pizza did you get?

  • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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    That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      So they leave by themselves?

      • @wabafee@lemmy.world
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        To keep everyone on edge.

  • @cikano@lemmy.world
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    12•5 months ago

    I’d almost prefer if they didn’t give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

  • @netvor@lemmy.world
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    Most commenters here don’t appreciate how sad the image really is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with “Loving your work.” company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

  • ivanafterall ☑️
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    11•5 months ago

    Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

  • @BipolarSilence@lemm.ee
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    10•5 months ago

    Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

    • thermal_shock
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      5•5 months ago

      microwaved, not even toasted

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Toasted?!

        • thermal_shock
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          2•5 months ago

          waffles? yes. pizza? toaster oven, yes.

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    8•5 months ago

    I can’t decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

    • @Trae@lemmy.world
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      He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.

      Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).

    • Bahnd Rollard
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      3•5 months ago

      If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.

    • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      1•5 months ago

      They don’t match either…

    • @LordCrom@lemmy.world
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      1•5 months ago

      Why would he still have on his phone headset during lunch too?

      • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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        Is it a headset? They .ight just be cheap headphones, but you don’t really see those anymore

        • @LordCrom@lemmy.world
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          Naw, you can make out the microphone bracket …it’s a headset

  • @supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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    8•5 months ago

    Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

    • queermunist she/her
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      Everyone should have PTO that they can use whenever they want.

      • @supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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        Yes certainly.

        We prefer taking days off around weekends or an entire week for holidays (valid for the part of Europe I been). But talking your birthday off is not particularly common practice although nothing is stopping you if you want to.

  • @netvor@lemmy.world
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    6•5 months ago

    Who needs table when you are truly “Loving your work.”.

    • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      1•5 months ago

      IMO, it’s not even good phrasing and sounds hollow somehow.

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