Found some very special “make it look hacky” bash in criminal minds.
Me when I forget why I’m in a directory, then remember, but forget again
pwd even when the bash prompt tells me where I am
I forget pwd
Thanks for the laugh
NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!
SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!
HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK
I‘m in.
We’re home
In root
In root again
Where am i? Let’s go to root
cd /
I think you mean cd /root dummy
/root
root~/../rootroot/ls /root/I’m in!
This guy didn’t LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then…?
Coulda thrown a couple
ls -las around and he woulda been goldenI have bash_alias open in another window so you can see:
ls='ls -alph --group-directories-first --color=always'root='sudo rm -f / \ hunter2'
at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.
We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood
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I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network
TBH, on ancient insecure systems that might work.
Not very exciting though
It makes me happy that I actually understand this stuff now lol
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Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.
And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.
How is changing directories “hacking”???
Just keep changing directories and the mainframe will be confused and overwhelmed and tHeN ThE SyStEm cOlLaPsEs, MaN!!!
Who said it was?
You did
Where?
Where the fuck do you think?
I don’t know. Tell me.
Well according to you changing directories is “pro Linux hacking”.
But yes let’s keep pretending it’s a big mystery.
Well, since obviously no one ever has, let me introduce you to the concept of “sarcasm”, which everyone else here understood. Just keep getting angry for no reason.
Viewsonic monitor tho. Nostalgic AF
Shoutout whatever the fuck this de is, is it lxqt?
lmao
