I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
You can’t take the sky from me.
🍃
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
I just had to explain this to my coworker…
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
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Obummer foes it again
The best I’ve seen was at a beach in Brazil.
Barraca = shack, post, tent
Brahma = brand of beer
This guy had a shack thing on the beach to sell beer and it was called Barraca do OBrahma and it had a picture of Obama.
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It’s also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.
Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn’t, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don’t exist.
♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive… ♫
Yes. Since Halloween is the last day of October, the 31st, it’s kinda never on the 13th. So yeah, it’s a shitpost.
Dang it I already forwarded this to my church group o well.
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
How bendy are you?
Go get yourself a twink ig?
Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
Or 666 comments!
When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain’t the way
this is why I’m a computer denialist
They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
let my people go
Why would computers need a dentist?
Stevie Wonder much?
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
I prefer to cook then.
You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
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