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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago

How dare he

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago
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  • @KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
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    93•8 months ago

    If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):

    • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      47•8 months ago

      lmao that’s much more perfect than the version I posted

      • @KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I think not, I like the anime version

        • @BigPotato@lemmy.world
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          Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn’t want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she’s going to kill me, therefore less attractive.

          • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            Less?

            • @BigPotato@lemmy.world
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              https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

              • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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                Can’t believe they left this scene out of the Netflix adaptation.

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          The anime versions eyes are looking at anything but him though. The photo is perfect.

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      29•8 months ago

      Women: I only date TALL men!

      Tall men:

    • @Cossty@lemmy.world
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      8•8 months ago

      Isnt 188 cm just barely 6’2? Not 6’4.

  • @Fleur_@lemm.ee
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    Removed by mod

    • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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      18•8 months ago

      What heights?

      I don’t see any heights mentioned.

      • @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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        No height, just a very old couple

  • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

    • @OCATMBBL@lemmy.world
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      30•8 months ago

      I assumed a vampire anime.

    • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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      I thought it was age

      • @Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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        15•8 months ago

        Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

        105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

        “Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?”

        “Yes, your honor, we haven’t been happy for a while and it’s time to end things.”

        “Why did you stay together for so long?”

        “We were waiting for the children to die.”

  • @rhacer@lemmy.world
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    6’6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5’1" tall.

    When I was growing up my mom would always say “the tall girls are going to love you!” Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

    • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      I am 5’5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.

      • @areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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        How did you end up with that lack of emotional capacity?

        • @vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          Autism and being abused as a child will fuck you up. Mind you I have more while by myself and with friends its just all of these instances were at work and well I am nothing but business, and part of business is telling HR that I put in time off as a courteous and I wasnt fucken asking.

          • @areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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            2•8 months ago

            Trait alexithymia for the win

        • cartoon meme dog
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          5•8 months ago

          so many researchers toasting their bagels and yet never using your dedicated bagel button will wear you down.

    • @lud@lemm.ee
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      16•8 months ago

      For anyone else using reasonable units that’s 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        21•8 months ago

        for everyone who actually uses metric, that’s 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)

        • @lud@lemm.ee
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          That’s what I said.

          • cartoon meme dog
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            nobody is measuring people to a tenth of a millimeter.

            • @lud@lemm.ee
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              No, but it doesn’t matter. I just provided the exact measurements because I was copy pasting anyways.

              • cartoon meme dog
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                When the original value is only precise to plus or minus half an inch, it makes no sense whatsoever to do a conversion that’s a hundred times more precise.

                • @lud@lemm.ee
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                  It’s more precise and took no extra effort. 🤷

                  Why is it bothering you so much?

          • KillingTimeItself
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            5•8 months ago

            yeah and i said it better :)

            • @lud@lemm.ee
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              If you actually contributed by providing the information to begin with I would agree.

              • KillingTimeItself
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                3•8 months ago

                if you just didnt add the decimals i wouldn’t have done it better. So, i would concur there as well.

              • @purple_drank@lemmy.world
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                1•8 months ago

                Are you just being stubborn, or do you really still not understand why adding too many decimal places / significant figures is wrong?

                • @lud@lemm.ee
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                  I just copy pasted. Deal with it.

      • @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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        that’s too many significant figures

        • @lud@lemm.ee
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          Nah.

      • @rhacer@lemmy.world
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        6•8 months ago

        I’m impressed you were able to convert the Oreos! 😉

  • Sunshine (she/her)
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    28•8 months ago

    This post is lit because of the cm measurements.

  • @solrize@lemmy.world
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    12•8 months ago

    Height in centimeters? I don’t entirely get this.

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      It’s what most of the world uses. Tea-ville and Yeehawland are the only two that typically use imperial still.

      • @10_0@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

      • Ziglin (it/they)
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        6•8 months ago

        But no matter where you are you’d better add units!

        • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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          Definitely, there’s no excuse for that.

      • @foggy@lemmy.world
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        Most of London The UK uses Miles Per Hour for speed limits. That’s just the biggest example off the top of my head. Your assertion is inaccurate.

        Edit: A weird thing to downvote but ok. It’s more than just London, it’s the whole UK.

        • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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          Didn’t downvote you but I’m guessing that’s covered by “Tea-ville” which could be why.

          • @Amanduh@lemm.ee
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            I’m in yeehawland and I loved the nicknames

          • @foggy@lemmy.world
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            That was not me.

            • TJA!
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              What was not you?

              One person said the UK is using imperial measurements and you responded that this is wrong and showed in an example at the same time, why the original statement would be true

    • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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      Height in centimeters?

      Yeah, it’s in centimeters. 158 cm is 0.000853132 and 188 is 0.00101512 in nautical miles, if that helps any.

      • @Nelots@lemm.ee
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        Alternatively, as a smaller scale, 158 cm and 188 cm are only 0.01727909011373578 and 0.020559930008748905 football fields, respectively. Hope this helps.

        • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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          Sometimes, that 0.00328084th of a football field makes all the difference in the world…

    • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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      Yeah I had to read it twice to figure it wasn’t years. And I use metric, so I know exactly how tall these two are but for some reason it didn’t click on the first read

      • Blastboom Strice
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        It would be easier if it was 1.88 and 1.56 :)

      • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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        It doesn’t help that they didn’t state their units.

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          3•8 months ago

          Seventh Brigade.

      • @Egg_Egg@lemm.ee
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        I guess one upside of living in a country that uses both metric and imperial frequently is that these things tend to click pretty quickly. The lack of consistency is annoying, though.

    • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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      It’s nothing. Without a unit those are just numbers. A can of coke isn’t 12, it’s 12floz.

      Or so my metric companions don’t shit themselves in their panic-induced rage at the sight of imperial units, a coke can isn’t 355, it’s 355mL.

    • Shadowedcross
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      No, in feet, they’re actually giants.

    • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Practice using metric. Not kidding, as an American it’s sometimes frustrating but most things are available in metric and there is a quite large convenience factor

      • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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        I can tolerate distances in metric, but I draw the line at personal measurements!

        • @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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          5 cm is perfectly adequate according to my wife

    • @rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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      millimeters, they are Irish

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  • Midnight Wolf
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    9•8 months ago

    A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6’ 2" vs 5’ 2". 📐

  • @le_throosh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How is that a meme?

    • BarqsHasBite
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      I think it’s based on an actual photo.

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