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An animal, biped, featherless
I look like a greek god with a body rippling with muscles and a shock of flaming red hair. Not that you asked but im also incredibly honest and always tell the truth. Unlike this other guy I don’t guard a door with.
Pretty poorly, which is why I wear glasses.
Nice try glowies
Vaguely human-like
As a color, that entirely depends on what my wavelength is. I personally vibe with the wavelengths of 490 to 500 nanometers. But I’m also quite fond of rocking 600 to 620 nanometers on some days!
Caution: Retinal damage can occur at or above 4,000 lux. Judge my brightness at your own risk!
I’m sorry I legally not allowed to show or describe my looks online as it’s considered a high war crime.
Like a child cosplaying as an adult
Like Grimace.
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A human balloon animal.
I look like a gullible fool who would describe himself in full detail on the internet. Hi! I’m Troy McClure. You might know me from threads such as “Facebook is for losers, LinkdIn is for winners”, or “Data Privacy: What’s mine is yours!” and “Rich Mom, Poor Mom: The Story of Where My Money Is”
Aging hipster.
