@programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-square48fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down16
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minus-square@NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•2 years agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-square@SinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•2 years agoMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
minus-square@HomesliceAbe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•2 years agoMortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Also works with “crematorium”