Oh no.

Snatch. With my eyes.

Came here to say this, the man is a mutant.

Ads?

Shocked I tell you!!! Who could have seen this coming!?!

A man can get into a lot of trouble, if he doesn’t watch the endless tiktok reals with enthusiasm and excitement.

Must be nice.

Fuck the corpos, choom.

America: famously the only democratic nation on earth.

Oh no

Not all humans live in America. It is possible for people to use Twitter without seeing material related to your country’s political shituation.

True, I’ve even agreed to switch to Edge before realising what I’ve done.

They do?

Shocked, I tell you!

Shocked, I tell you!

Thank you for this disgusting and amusing legend.

SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!!1

Ok.

RIP the Chechen Drum n Bass scene 😢

Thank you for this.