mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square153linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down118
arrow-up1128arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square153linkfedilink
minus-squarePlutoniumAcid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·2 years agoI’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
minus-squaremed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoSame. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
minus-squarewilberfan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years ago(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoSame, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)
I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.
Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.
(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)
Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)