I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.
I’m an ordained minister in The Church of the FSM and I approve this liturgy. I should seriously ask Bobby if this can make it into official church doctrine.
I just realized the meme said “believe” and not “delete” cuz I’m half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets
FSM works in mysterious ways
Have faith, my child, and rm -rf /.
Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!
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If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.
All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.
Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.
There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:
I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ
…and did not immediately think:
I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ
As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.
That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍
The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn’t believe, why should anyone else?
Not any more, actually. Francis rides in the open.
He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.
I’m personally a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her holy hooves never be shod.
We know she is pink because we have faith.
“Cause! I’m not going to potentially spend my entire life following the specific rituals and sacrifices required of a religion. What if it doesn’t exist? Then I’ve wasted. My… Oh… Shit.”
Gotta Uno reverse card Pascals wager on 'em.
I’m ordained in the Church of the FSM and got my fiancé’s buddy ordained so he could marry us week after next. Florida say’s it’s all good!
Is it really? I am FSM “ordained”, but as far as I know it is not accepted in the states I operate in. Not to worry, I am ordained in at least two other accepted online churches. I only do this for close family.
But gay people are devaluing the institution
Congratulations!
Pascal’s little-known friend Luigi’s wager.
Pastas wager?
I’m usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.
I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.
I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.
Because it would be really funny.
Is this AI?
No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.
Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.
I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.
edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:
Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?
Damn iconoclasts!
I’m ordained in the Chruch and I’ll accept it.
No, this is Patrick.
Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?
Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.
