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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

The second coming is near

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The second coming is near

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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • blazera
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    73•2 years ago

    Wah-llelujah

  • Flying Squid
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    71•2 years ago

    Come on. How could that be a sin?

    • @BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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      53•2 years ago

      Because he wasn’t fully erect.

      Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

    • @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

  • Cool Beance
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    60•
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    2 years ago

    Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

    Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

    • NightoftheLemmy
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      2 years ago

      I don’t know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi’s hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

      • Kühe sind toll
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        13•2 years ago

        On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don’t want to see it.

        • Dr. Coomer
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          3•2 years ago

          Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

    • The Barto
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      9•2 years ago

      You don’t find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

    • @M137@lemm.ee
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      -8•2 years ago

      Ever heard of search engines? They’re pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you’ll get what the words describe.

      • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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        8•2 years ago

        It’s a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

  • @M500@lemmy.ml
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    23•2 years ago

    Did he try to intervene with any of them?

    • Flying Squid
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      29•2 years ago

      God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

    • @PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

  • The Giant Korean
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    21•2 years ago

    Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

  • @reployer@feddit.de
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    20•2 years ago

    I read “Catholic Cannon” and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

    • @Tak@lemmy.ml
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      9•2 years ago

      Some Warhammer vibes

      • @snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 years ago

        I guess geedubbs just got the wrong memo when they created the ecclesiarchy

    • Amerikan Pharaoh
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      1•2 years ago

      “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit™.”

  • @ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

  • @Sanyanov@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

  • @tubaruco@lemm.ee
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    15•2 years ago

    what does the term “blasting rope” mean? (im not a native english speaker)

    • funkajunk
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      37•2 years ago

      When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

      • @KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

        • funkajunk
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          9•2 years ago

          I don’t remember saying I wasn’t blasting rope

    • magnetosphere
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      7•2 years ago

      Ejaculating

    • @AutomaticJack@beehaw.org
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

    • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      2 years ago

      It’s also definitely not something you’ll ever hear.

      From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

      • funkajunk
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        7•2 years ago

        You need to bone up on your reading

        • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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          I mean I know “ropes” could be used to mean that. But “blasting ropes” specifically isn’t really a thing.

          In any case it’s very uncommon.

          • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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            6•2 years ago

            In any case it’s very uncommon.

            Maybe in your house 😏

          • funkajunk
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            4•2 years ago

            Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you’re only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

          • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            I heard of “throwing rope” as far back as 2010.

  • mykneedoesnthurt
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    14•2 years ago

    Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

    • Poggervania
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      17•2 years ago

      The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      12•2 years ago

      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      10•2 years ago

      Hot as hell. That’s what.

    • @half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

    • @nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      Don’t play dumb yeezy boy

  • BuckFigotstheThird
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    11•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • @darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml
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    8•2 years ago

  • @EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Cum onto me my children…

  • @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml
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    2•2 years ago

    He also saw animal abuse and child rape.

  • @UlfKirsten@feddit.de
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    2•2 years ago

    Which guy though?

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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      3•2 years ago

      Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a “yo mama” joke?

      • @UlfKirsten@feddit.de
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        1•2 years ago

        I’m always happy to assist.

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