Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.
Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.
Fuck coleslaw.
Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.
you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.
Shredded cabbage is objectively the way. Lettuce is just crunchy water.
I can tell a lot about you from that statement.
You like pineapple on pizza.
You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin
You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.
Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.
Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.
I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?
A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.
Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?
Also. What duck?
All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.
Make better coleslaw maybe?
Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.
Oh shit, how have I not tried that? And I have plenty of slow-smoked pulled pork left over from this weekend!
I only had pickles on pulled pork sandwiches, pulled pork breakfast burritos, pulled pork mac&cheese ….
My colleague’s ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.
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Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.
Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.
Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.
Elevate your cullinary game folks.
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Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker
He probably does it while eating slaw
Like a boss
Shut your whore mouth!
coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘
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If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.
Tell me you’re basic without telling me you’re basic
My pH is ~7.4
This is the wrongest thing I’ve ever read in my damn life!
huh? coleslaw is amazing
As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?
I didn’t like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it’s not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.
I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.
I like cabbage and coleslaw just has a very wide range of good and bad. I’ve had coleslaw that tastes like a bar of soap, and I’ve had coleslaw that’s delicious. For me, cabbage is better than lettuce on a sandwich though, so im biased af.
cabbage is just salad 2.0
Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!
I’ll take it if you’re not gonna eat it
Ummm… cabbage makes your tits grow… so, there’s that.
really?
Seems like someone has their weekend planned
indeed.
Russian moms would tell their daughters this.
I once ordered a Reuben at a deli and they made with coleslaw instead of sauerkraut. I said that is not a Reuben and I’m not paying for it.
Amen!
I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.
It’s not a Rueben but it does make an excellent sandwich!
