I always get dry boogers and they’re impossible to remove when blowing into a tissue.
Are we still keeping up the farce that we don’t pick noses? It’s 2023, I think we can stop, and just be human.
Now, be clean about it, but just do it.
There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.
It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.
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Yucky enough ? :-D
🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.
you clearly need better friends.
You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.
(or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.
I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.
Pick it lick it roll it flick it
Frugal is a good character trait…
There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.
Get a mirror that doubles as a sort of magnifier to view the area around your nose closely & carefully. You’re looking for seams around the nose with which to gain leverage to gently pry off the nose to get better access to the nostrils within & beneath. Once the nose has been popped off your face, you can rinse both it and the exposed nostrils out with some warm water, which should get rid of the dry, compacted mucus.
You may want to take a soft, thin brush while you’re at this for a more thorough clean. Once both the removed nose and exposed nostrils are cleared to your satisfaction, realign your nose with the seams you found at the start and gently squeeze & press your nose to reconnect it with your face. A light splash of warm water and scrub should help reseal the nose to your face and make the seams less noticeable.
Hope this helps!
This guy nose everything
Look at Mister Nose It All
Popped off your face as in… severed from your face? Is that possible?
Sorry, I think I may have timeslipped, I take it this isn’t the stream of advanced face prostheses, my bad!
Damn it. I’m just starting to get a cold and that would be REALLY useful.
No worries!
Yes. Try it and report back.
Everyone know the the real method is to grab it between your pointer and middle knuckles like you’re knocking an arrow. Then give it a good yank, and if you do it to someone else, yell, “got your nose!”, as loud as you can.
If picking works, why not pick them? Do it with a tissue if you’re squeamish or can’t wash your hands after.
You should improve your blowing technique, just search “how to blow better”
Some business schools even offer courses to improve your blowing, in case you plan on getting a blow job
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In public, excuse yourself to the bathroom.
Once in the bathroom. Wash your face. The water in your eyes will drain to you nostrils and dislodge any boogers. It also stimulates mucous production in the rear area of the nasal cavity, which further lubes and facilitates cleaning your nose. Proceed to blow nose over the sink then dry your face. You’ll have clean nasal cavities and a refreshed and cleaner appearance as a bonus.
Ffs just get a tissue and pick ur nose this is absurd
Cat licks em out
Ok fine but snapping a stalactite off from the front of your brain is very satisfying.
Thanks, I’ll check it out. I’ve heard you’re not supposed to overuse it because it can make your nose more dry.
Neti pot/nasal rinse bottle, twice a day on the recommendation of my asthma specialist.
This really does work.
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Drill baby drill!
I came here for answers!
snot rocket.
Hold one nostril closed and blow all that shit out, switch and repeat until clear.
I tend to bend over and aim towards the ground sonI don’t blow all over my self.
You pick them, period. If you had no means to pick (no hands for example) they would eventually fall on their own when the all the hairs attached to them finish falling.
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Maybe you should be concerned about your nose being dry? Not sure that’s normal. Generally I thought nostrils are supposed to be moist.
Maybe. Is it normal to get dry boogers every 1-2 days or nah? It’s been happening my whole life so i don’t know if it’s normal or not.
My guess is no, but I’m not a doctor or anything. I suggest talking with your doctor about it to find out.
Gently snort some purified water and blow your nose in 10 minutes.
I do this in the shower. Take a couple of fat rails off the showerhead and my nose is feeling hydrated.
Thanks! I’ll try this.
Basically the Muslim ablution
