To be fair his dad abandoned him with his mother and then set him up to die for basically no reason. Kinda an asshole.
Not even an ‘hang in there buddy’.
Dad turned his phone off for an afternoon after he got woken up by an essay length text message sent in the middle of the night before
You mean he abandoned himself, or is it themselves?
Oh yeah his family is loaded, I heard they named a chapel after him
It’s worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but ‘how do ya do fellow plebs?’. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.
Also: ghost
Started from the bottom now we here
Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?
Carpenters were pretty rich back then