No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.
Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.
TIHI. Can we, as a community, delete his comment, please?
Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.
If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.
I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.
I really hope you’re a vet or something and have a legit reason to know this
Maybe he work in a Zoo
… I did know before reading the post the reason we as humans are the only ones who wipe. Where did I learn this? From you (the internet) of course. Where else xD
dogs and cats do that weird thing where they scoot and rub their butts on the carpet… plus licking.
Actually, dogs also prolapse their anus. They scoot because their anal glands get backed up and that is the only way they can clear it out.
Felines, meanwhile, are not capable of prolapsing their anus, and instead use their tongues to remove any fecal matter that accumulates.
No worries we have a solution for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
That is awful. Why is it my next centaur character idea?
I only have one.
What’s it like to be the Centaur of attention?
Annnnnnd I’ve been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.
Here, take my upvote
An angry upvote? xD
No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.
But could she ride me?
Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…
Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.
Chances are good.
The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.
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They walk on, they are toes.
“they’r”
New pronoun just dropped
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I mean, it’s like grade 3 level English. People can tell what you meant but that’s because it’s so common that so many people make such simple mistakes. Educate yourself ffs.
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It doesn’t matter how common the written error is, because the ambiguity is omnipresent in speech and we sort it out every day of our lives, so it will always be easy as fuck.
FYI, both of you are overacting. It’s weird to react to the correction so seriously, but equally weird for you to get so offended by the error. Both of you be better.
This is her car
Human centaurpede
Oh god … now I can’t unseen that. Thanks. Scared forever.
Does that constites a “stable family”
It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right
No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.
You’re currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.
I want more people to make stuff like that, I just think it’s neat.
Tell us the answer to the question!
Now that is the secret.
If I have to go into forbidden territory to get the answer, the blood is on your hands.
I accept all responsibility.
So, vag in the front, starfish in the back? How do the innards connect?
Or is it both in the back like an actual horse?
I want specifics. This is vexing me.
How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?
That one breathes methane.
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She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.
I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene
I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?
Briefly.
Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list
I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.
It be in the back not the front.
Why not both?
Why not both?
If there is a pair of holes that goes with with both sets of legs, then there is also likely a head stuck of one of the front legs’ holes.
you didn’t really need to write that down, you know.
