They probably pushed AI slop code into production, so no one knows what broke.
Wonder how many “Junior Coders” are shitting their pants today.
It’s still down. 9 hours later. Don’t worry. It’s only everything.
GTFO of the cloud, people.
Defender is acting up too
Oh no, not Copilot!
But I don’t actually know how to do anything! I ain’t gonna learn shit on my own, that’s just silly.
sooner or later, theres going to be an outage in their infrastructure or sloperating system that takes days or weeks to fix, because they have completely lost grasp of their codebase. this is the real existential risk
We might already be there.
It’s already happened, Halloween 2025ish? Front door was fully down for hours, and when it came back up people weren’t allowed to make changes, and when people were allowed to, they had a 45 minute delay before they could take effect. Even now it takes awhile for the changes to go live.
Its okay though, think of the money saved from not employing someone who knows what to do!
Yet for some ungodly reason, teams still works. Fucking microsoft, can’t even fuck up correctly…
I’ve been sick most of the week and was surprised to see my missed email log was only 451 emails.
Then the number didn’t go up.
I’m in for some hurt when it comes back.
Teams costs extra, so it’s on a different system.
Sudden burst of productivity documented at many companies
Teams is not impacted unfortunately.
It’s partially impacted. Among other things, I can’t see anyone’s online status.
Good. I’m busy. Don’t message me.
We’re having issues with Teams with any type of scheduled meeting. Authentication is also really unreliable. Direct P2P calls work fine so far.
well if teams was down i wouldn’t have gotten the good news that copilot was down so
This is just standard operation for them.
I was once a Microsoft fanboy, because of the windows phone. I’m happy I don’t use anything from them now.
holy shit, did you have a zune too?
No. Sadly not.
The only generation I don’t have is the 4gb one. I love my Zunes and am currently in the process of modding them.
Oh neat, what kind of modding is there for them? I missed out on them when they were popular.
Bigger drives by way of sd card adapters or ssd and adapters, and bigger batteries mostly. Some aspiring folks with more time and patience than me have also added in bluetooth and usb-c.
In case you’re interested here’s a vid: https://youtu.be/E1ReVV_rjuc
Whoa that’s rad, thanks for sharing! Didn’t think I’d watch that video all way through, way more interesting than I would have thought.
One drive is acting up too
can’t drive and there is no copilot, not the best outlook
Word.
Excel (typo, I know 😉) at being undistracted by slop
I’m sure there are teams of explorers eager to clip the problems
Slow clap
They took the ram chips out of their email server and put them in their AI server, but they didn’t snap down the little white thingies.
Yep!
Also side note i found today. Teams auto corrects Drumpf to Trump (which is actually his fake name).
Boot licking fascist scum microslop can die 😘
