What a cluster fuck.
Desi Lydic of The Daily Show says a mistress is included with the leather jacket. Funny stuff.
A third scandal has hit NVIDIA

How could Biden have done this?!?
The same way he shits Donald’s pants.
Nah. Clearly this is Bill Clinton’s fault.
No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned
Unless it’s little girls or he raped someone this really isn’t that big news. What’s this Bill Clinton morality suddenly popping up.
Now that you mention it, I wonder if Monica Lewinsky’s current boyfriend sometimes thinks he’s the president of the US when she’s blowing him.
Subordinates and spies are newsworthy.
If these were randoms on hinge (or grinder) then hopefully there would be less uproar.
Not “firing from the company newsworthy.”
Once again, 95% of the billionaires in the world are on the kiddy diddling llist and nobody is getting fired there.
The news demonstrably disagrees with you.
Kiddy diddling needs to be proven (and not under presidential immunity). Sometimes happens
Affairs are in the news all of the time. What’s up with you thinking this is some unusual thing? The morality never left.
Shouldn’t you be moderating fifty empty subs, posting to yourself?
As if an affair is news to oust a CEO over when the entire Western elite is raping children lmao.
What’s the problem? Mad that you’re not allowed to post your imperialist propaganda to one of my communities?
It’s maybe not news in America, because your president is a pedo rapist. Other countries mostly frown on this behaviour.
The jacket definitely stays on
I hope the third affair is with a dude.
Multiple dudes all at once
Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
so a thing to understand about weird rich guy sex stuff is that they find power dynamics sexually alluring. the fact that he had power over this employee surely factored into the desireability of the encounter
These cats need to just learn ethical BDSM like the rest of us.
I don’t know. Elon has done some retarded shit.
I hate Elon as much as the next guy, but we don’t need to resort to using slurs to get our point across
Retard is a slur? Yikes.
Just learning how slurs work?
Here’s a good test for whether it’s a slur. Would you say it in front of someone with Down’s Syndrome, or would you find another word?
Without taking sides in this debate, let me just say that you’d have an easier time arguing that “slurs are sometimes okay to say” than trying to argue that “‘retard’ isn’t a slur”.
It’s like, 100% a slur. You know how ethnic slurs are called ethnic slurs? That’s because there are non-ethnic kinds. Really curious what definition you use for slur that wouldn’t include “retard”. It’s an old-timey word used to describe a specific type of person, which is now largely considered offensive by that type of person, and has become used in a general sense as an insult…I mean, what box does it not check?
personally i do consider it a slur and avoid it accordingly, but i think the difference with this one is that colloquial usage took it over entirely. i’m fairly sure the average person does not think of down syndrome when they hear that slur, they just think of a particularly stupid person. which is also how the words “idiot” and “dumb” stopped being slurs over time, even though those also used to refer to medical conditions.
this might differ between cultural backgrounds, i suspect that’s why it was categorised as a slur in contemporary internet culture. but it’s pretty hard to find another slur that doesn’t unambiguously, inseparably refer to a particular group it degrades. with the r-slur, some people do appear to separate it, i think that’s why they insist it’s okay to use.
You’re either 15 or 65. No way you’re a dense edgelord.
The big question is whether there was more illegal chip smuggling.
Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
Correction: Doing so without a prenup is dumber.
Musk has done this many, many times, and had children with them.
Hard logic unfortunately that you can’t buy the delusion that she wants it.
business partner is the dumbest
Spy is actually dumber
It’s not about sex. It’s about social status and power. And yes, it’s incredibly dumb.
He fucked her, not beat her in a fight.
Of course it’s about sex. Power makes sexy. But he was probably just extremely horny for some variety.
At the age of 63 his balls were still throbbing
That jacket’s got a mind of its own.
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.
billionaire not fucking kids
As far as we know
Clearly screwing up his job now, hehehe
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
So far… I convinced than 99,9% of the bilionaries have one of those secret places epstein style to do things who would make the the movie “Hostel” look like a pg13 shopping mall movie
Kids are not subordinates or chinese intelligence, so they wouldn’t even move the needle in ‘newsworthiness’ in this sad state of affairs.
I’m convicted this guy consulted with every AI over who would be okay to fuck at any given time.
“Hey, Claude, should I have sex with this hot Chinese lady? (Uploads nude)”
“Sex is a very entertaining and sane activity for most people when done responsibly. This particular picture you uploaded shows some healthy attributes that most men would define as attractive. If the occasion arises, go get her, tiger!”.
“You’re absolutely right, having sex with a foreign spy was not the right call, I shouldnt have made it. Do you have any other sexual relations inquiries?”
“Actually, yes! Completely unrelated stuff, but this coworker, twenty years younger rally likes my leather jackets…”
Lol these fools think they’re so special and can do whatever they want and fail at it so much, but still crazy rich.
The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.
Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.











