I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
A chemist walks into the store he owns… and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
“What’s wrong with her?” he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead.”
“WHAT?” bellows the chemist. “You can’t treat allergies with laxatives!!!”
“Of course you can,” replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. “Look at her, she’s too scared to sneeze now!”
You know how you sometimes walk into a public bathroom and just mutter “what the hell” while walking slowly backward? That’s how those whoopsie doodles happen.
Serious question: what makes a laxative a “women’s laxative”?
probably more atuned to a woman’s body than a man’s
You can’t have the definition of a word contain the word to describe itself
Salty
ok
They’re referred to as birds for a reason
brand name checks out
Why is there a specific women’s laxative?
✨targeted marketing✨
(It’s the exact same price and active ingredients, just pink)
I see we are making pointlessly gendered laxatives now.
pink tax
Is there an actual medical reason to have different laxatives for men and women, or is this a weird marketing thing?
I’m not a doctor, but maybe it’s to make sure it’s safe for someone who is (or may be) pregnant?
Could also just be marketing too of course.
That’d be my guess, too. Probably lowers the risk of women pooping out the baby before they want to.
Women don’t poo
They do now.
Hence the laxatives
MAXIMUM STRENGTH SHIT LIQUIFIER for girls!
It’s pink. For girls.
tubgirl.jpg
“Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.”
Nah, I don’t think it’ll work on a man because it’s for women.
Can’t complain about allergies while shitting your guts out
Watch me edit wait shit
Don’t sneeze
Either way you’re gonna feel clear
Stool loudener
Don’t worry, illiterate people wouldn’t reach for either of those, because they have no idea what’s in either of them.
