I think little Timmy would notice a 60lb CRT behemoth in his little plastic pumpkin…
If my kid came home with a high quality triniton, I’d be so happy.
Someone dumped a CRT on the bike path I take to work, and I strongly considered strapping it on the back of my bike but a 60 lb TV is pushing the weight limit of my ebike and it seemed miserable to try to ride four miles with that thing.
Cathode ray tubes? Someone help out a non-American
I am an american and I came in to ask the same thing
It’s critical race theory.
Thanks!
Critical race theory.
Ha, I just assumed it was an intentional typo for HRT
Yeah, the kid eats it and suddenly realizes there’s a 60 lb block of glass and high voltage electronics in his stomach. Real sick shit.
We used to get even worse propaganda in the 80s.
One house would give out creationist pamphlets with comics about evolved monkeys and Christian bullshit.
The problem was they were in the same area as one of the full sized candy bar houses, and we could never remember which was which, so they got us multiple years.
CRT? Like the televisions? If so then yes please give me one ASAP.
Good luck fitting one of those in a fucking pillowcase
If somebody slips in the Epstein Files, then by all means.
My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.
Holy shit, is this real?
It’s 2 gifs in one. Trump was near a bald eagle and got scared when it moved toward him.
in the other gif, bernie is trying to scare a hamburger
That eagle missed a chance to make an epic gif.
That’s funny
That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor
GIVE
Liars! They keep promising cool stuff in Halloween candy, but all I ever get is candy!! >:(
Yeah where are all the drugs I was promised!
I remember my mom going through my candy looking for razor blades or whatever.
We also had to keep our animals inside because they might be stolen for satanic rituals.
Tbf, not as bad as getting raisins or a toothbrush.
Or RAM.
In the 70s, it just wasn’t Hallowe’en if you didn’t get a Chick tract in your candy haul.
