The RedDot | Bluesky
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An angry red head wearing a purple shirt with the X-Men logo on the breast knocks over Death and grabs him by the robe with tears in her eyes. She points to the claw machine Death was playing which is currently picking up a doll of Sir Patrick Stewart.
Dot: One… Just take ONE fascist billionaire. Or is this some kind of sick game to you?!
Death: it is YOUR job, not mine to fix YOUR problems, not mine. But of course all you’re going to do is demand random deities to make things better for you.
right omg. like guillotines weren’t invented and resistance never existed.
believe it or not, these billionaire fascists are all made of meat and blood just like the rest of us.
At least he took Lindsay Graham and, effectively, Mitch McConnell
Mitch is still occupying that seat and votes, Weekend at Bernie’s style.
He died the way he lived. Being an obstructionist.
Rofl wow you’re right, it is weekend at berries.
🤢
And then his sister inherited the crown because Democracy
When those fascists finally die nobody at their funeral will have truly loved them, and the world will not collectively mourn the loss of someone who made it better.
While I get it, I’d rather appreciate these people and the lives they lived.
The ones like Dolly and Patrick Stewart lived good lives that inspired us all for the better. They reached a good old age surrounded by loved ones before passing on. We would all be lucky to be half as fortunate, and our collective grief serves as a testament to their character.
Those billionaire funerals will be just networking events for the rest of them.
I’m going to be quite direct here:
The fascist billionaires aren’t old enough. If you want one to die, kill one. Commit some violence. Make them go the way of Charlie Kirk.
Stochastic terrorism is the act of a coward. You are a coward.
Anyone that’s mentally well knows that this shit will be likely thwarted by the Secret Service resulting in whoever doing the act being imprisoned for life or very likely killed. The end result will be just giving the authoritarians more justification to be even more oppressive.
So the goal of statements like yours is to attempt convince someone that’s mentally unwell to do some violent act for your own entertainment. If you really believed in what you said, you’d do it yourself. But you know you’d just get yourself killed and imprisoned, so you post this shit on the internet trying to prey on the mentally unwell.
You are a psychopath and a coward. You are only helping the fascists with your bullshit stochastic terrorism.
So much time wasted on so many word and all I read is “I like the taste of boot”.
So now the coward is writing some lame vaguely leftist sounding bullshit in a vain attempt to sound like a tough guy.
I’ve come across a lot of internet tough guys in my time, but you’re particularly lame. At least tell me how many confirmed kills you have when you were a navy SEAL or whatever instead of this weak-ass commie revolutionary LARPing bullshit.
yawn
Need the pull bin to be full of recognizable characters like Musk, the Waltons, Murdoch, and Trump, and the gravestone graphics to have the names of Dolly, Sir Patrick, Tim Curry, and the like.
Trump is in there….
Where? They look like random creations, like eyepatches and stuff. I don’t see an orange tan and bad combover.
Bottom middle. Blonde combover and the face is scribbled orange
Ah, you’re right. Didn’t register for some reason. “X” marks the spot.
Are the Waltons recognisable at all? As for Murdoch and Trump I guess a bunch of old farts, and one of them orange. But would an orange old guy be investigated for threats against potus?
You’d only need a few recognizable ones for people to get the drift. Musk, trump, Bezos, and Thiel would be likely to work.
2 of the 3 Hunt brothers are gone. They were a nasty bunch in their day.
Maybe the Grim Reaper is preparing a Christmas miracle?
Champagne bottles ready
What about Charlie Kirk?
He wasn’t 2026
Oh wow, it’s been an entire year since then. Wild.
Sorry, the comic didn’t mention a year but I see the text does.
He also wasn’t a billionaire.
Still glad he got picked up by the claw machine
Same!
He didn’t live to see 80
“they stopped trusting submarines and never liked going to space.”
I dunno if this would be Jean’s reaction, per se. Rogue? Yes. Jean? Maybe.
Jean would probably go Phoenix on his ass and demand that he give him back.
The red head in the comic is the authors self insert
Who just happens to have an X-MEN logo on her shirt?
Because Patrick Stewart was in the X-Men, and the subject of the comic is the death of Patrick Stewart (he’s the doll in the claw in the background). Probably a safe guess the author is also a fan of Jean Grey as she has red hair as well.







