Eldritch food.
Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There’s no kind you haven’t tried
Woah, You planned a trip to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can’t deny they’ve got appeal
You like them whether they are plain or they’re stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can’t get enough
You know, you’re gonna have to face it You’re addicted to spuds
Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some tator tots would blow your mind
And you don’t mind if they’re not cooked
You need your fix, I guess you’re hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of bacon bits and sour cream
Whoah, you like them even if they’re lumpy or tough, oh yeah
Whee, It’s pretty obvious to me you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it You’re addicted to spuds
For the uninitiated https://youtu.be/eVCaT6FvI_8
The international sensation Titus Andromedon??? Now I’ll have Peeno Noir stuck in my head for weeks!
I realized that my life had changed when I got excited that we were having potatoes with dinner.
Congratulations on your enlightenment
The things I’d do for good poutine.
Here’s what big poutine doesnt want you to know. With a few simple ingredients you can make your own!
Potatoes and tomatoes are definitely some of the best things that came from the Americas. I can’t imagine having to live without them.
Other places in the world thankfully have edible roots and tubers still, so lives centuries ago weren’t completely wasted by virtue of having stuff like turnips and yams and so on, but there really is no substitute for the tomato.
Tomatoes are the best food ever.
And cacao… chocolate
Literally if there’s tater based food I’ll turn into Titus for about 3 seconds and whimsically make them vanish
All ways of being potato are valid
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