The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars
What is going on? I’ve now seen two of this exact joke on Lemmy but one is this picture and the other is a video of a different dude in a different car with a different ad in the windshield.
Drink two Mountain Dew to enable braking.
We’re sorry, we detected insincerity when you said “yum, that was refreshing!” For your safety, all vehicle control functions have been disabled. Please try again in 60 seconds
ERROR: Yellow Mellow preference detected. Proceeding to Mountain Dew Education Institute. Nissan thanks you for you cooperation
They already got mine so I have to pay a subscription to big oil or they disable my car
“Post a selfy with your delicious bag of McD’s and the hashtag #imlovinit to receive 20 minutes of ad-free windshield time! Ba da ba ba baaa”
My car keeps saying “time for a McDonald’s break!” and pulling into the drive-through. I’ve been here for five hours, please send help!
RESUME VIEWING
If yew don’t eat Fig Newtons than fuck yew.
I welcome the new age of edgyrunners. Hacking(mostly script kiddy stuff but still) and modding is getting really popular.
Spend your money wisely. The market can’t sustain what there is no demand for.
They know this, and that’s why they wait to do things like this until they know you have relatively little choice.
Not that you shouldn’t care, but it’s worth remembering the guiding hand of the market is not an all powerful weapon.
He’s lucky to have the window rolling subscription
He only paid for the rolling down. It’s 2 times the cost for rolling up. 3 times the cost of it’s raining.
I’ve got the Pay-Per-Roll™ formula, it’s cheaper because most people don’t actually roll that much so a sub with infinite rolling is a waste of money.
They’ll remove the à la carte pricing once they’ve lulled you in with it.
POV, huh.
Yes… a POV
My POV reading this post.
it’s seems that everyone uses lemmy on his phone.
Reddit killed 3rd party apps, but people still need somewhere to get memes while pooping.
Only if the person paying the subscription isn’t the driver.
I’m still trying to figure out how it’s legal to have massive advertisements lining roadways specifically designed to distract drivers.
I think it was ford that submitted a patent for a camera that points forward, reads bilboards, then plays a video on your dash. I hate how shitty technology is being used all in the name of money and advertising.
Well never reach any kind of utopian future where things just work and technology is used for good. It’s not about helping and feeding the needy, it’s all about satisfying the wealthy. It’s a disgusting timeline, literal rapists and genocidal maniacs running countries.
“bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald’s why am I getting McDonald’s ads”
The future of “smart” ads
And it’ll be the same four fucking ads, over and over and over!
My freemium homies know what I’m talking about…
Yeah, at the current rate this is ~2027-28
