• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Have to admit, before I wanted a partner, I needed to build a proper “nest” to impress any potential mates. Got a home theater setup. All the right accoutrements and candles. Nice dishes, furniture, the works. I had designs to slay so much after I was done with the place. The only person I ever brought home ended up marrying me.

    Before that? Mattress on the floor. One desk and chair for the computer. Didn’t even have a TV.

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      7 hours ago

      This is the advice men need to hear. Cleanliness and a hand towel go a long way, too. Also no one wants to fuck in a smelly apartment, clean your damn cat box.

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      Before that? Mattress on the floor. One desk and chair for the computer. Didn’t even have a TV.

      It can be very practical to live like that when you’re on your own! I get it haha.

      The only person I ever brought home ended up marrying me.

      Damn, maybe you found your alternative career if the current one fails!