The union sometimes gives out food packages to random members, and we got the big package one year. A small version of this was in there and I was delighted!

And when we were done it immediately appeared in my sewing room like magic!

Not them, but I like pickles on a cheeseburger pizza. Needs the acid with all the richness.

Only the finest of treats for him!

Tuxedo cats are so snazzy, always prepared for a fancy night out!

Was watching a stream of it last night and I was not prepared lol! Most of the minigames seem really solid!

Little webbie toes!

Probably what I’m gardening now, but more? Tomatoes. Strawberries. Pickling cucumbers. Jalapeños.

The donuts my family makes for Hanukkah, the recipe card just says “add flour until sticky” and like. Thanks great grandmother. Worse though is “add a can of cherries” because guess what has changed over time? Size of that can. By several ounces.

Oh yes! Feels like I’d pick this up in the 90s!

I’ve seen parmesan ice cream so maybe it works but I generally prefer modified Rocky road ice cream.

I love them.

Given some books about girls puberty. Talked about sex should be consensual. Dad being dad said if it wasn’t tell him and he take care of it

Don’t do that!!! Cause most people don’t want other people to be killed!! Especially a young scared girl! Fuck man.

Also had several classes about it. One in regular school, one with a rabbi. Both were fine.

Mother also gave me a condom when I got my second boyfriend. It was ribbed. I did not want to know this.

Lactose intolerance will not stop me and my love of ice cream on pie.

“I have memory issues!” is true and generally people then apologize to me! As though they have me the memory issues!

I don’t think they did…

That is a different response. I’ve gotten that as well and my answer is “I just want to give compliment! Have a nice day!” Then I leave. This is not that response.

Eggs in America must be refrigerated and are sold in the cold section of the stores.

It’s not a look of suspicion. It’s a look a lot of women will know. “Is this person worth my time” sort of look. “Do I consider this person attractive enough to consider human”. I’m not articulating this well. And the response isn’t bewilderment, it’s disgust.

I’ve had people say nice things to me when I was younger only to laugh in my face when I thanked them so I do know what that’s like.

I’m fat and usually wearing a mask so even if my face is nice the fat overrides it and one thing I find annoying is if I compliment men they will always immediately look me up and down, write me off, and then be pissed I complimented them because they don’t want to fuck me. “…thaaanks” they go. Like it’s an insult my fat ass complimented them. Women just appreciate my compliments (there’s been a few who didn’t but it’s much much muuuuch rarer). Let me fucking compliment your watch without thinking I’m hitting on you you dingus!!!

This is why the kitten is not allowed in the room that has plants occasionally.

If I’m still on state insurance? Sure sign me up. I’m good with going into the machine. Without insurance? You paying? Okay? Me paying? Guess I’m dying.