I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 hours ago

    Donald in panic tries to deflect.

    Don’t forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

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      18 hours ago

      Oh, I am not forgetting the Epstein files. Specifically the Bubba part and the Sasha Riley survivor stories…

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    Non-American here I haven’t been paying attention to anything Trump says. Your entire political system is a joke.

    Bernie Sanders was right there and Hillary Clinton and the democrats did everything they could to crush him.

    I’m Australian and I’ll be fighting back against our dog shit billionaires and against Israel.

    Now untimely I’ll be expecting you all to treat me like a dictator.

    I will save you but I still will control you and rule you like a go.

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      You’re personally going to save America? You expect to be tested like a dictator? Who tf are you?

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      Don’t get too cocky, it seems like the whole world is marching towards fascism. It’s not just an American problem anymore.

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        Yeah, it’s gonna be a pretty sad I told you so, but you definitely see the makings of it everywhere.

        My hope is that it will swing the pendulum hard in the other direction anywhere it happens. Waiting to see what happens here in the US in the next month or so. I just want everything to be boring.

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    “Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course.”

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    and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely… sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I’m on the ballot. I’m not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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    It had been a while.

    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.

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      Well, faster than you can say “shallow grave”, this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”

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        It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

        This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing “the dick touching game” with. Except