I case you are unaware Chase Oliver was the 2024 Libertarian nominee for President and an open homosexual

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    4 hours ago

    and then my mouth opened a little. My tongue extended. I was salivating profusely… sorry where was I. Vote for me on the ballot for senate! No wait. Iran and Yemen think I’m on the ballot. I’m not deeply tonguing that ass. sorry, where was I?

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    “Not in a gay way of course. I was just looking at his ass thinking about squeezing it, but not in a gay way. Just to see how firm it was so I could imagine biting it, not in a gay way though. I could even imagine sticking a finger up there and holding him like a bowling ball in a very straight masculine way of course.”

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        It came out at the same time as the bubba thing. Nothing was confirmed ofc.

        This one is surely real. Kinda weird that Clinton would be the guy he gets caught playing “the dick touching game” with. Except

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    It had been a while.

    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin’ hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.

    Name was Russell.

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      Well, faster than you can say “shallow grave”, this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin’ my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.”