Cockroaches are mammals???
I believe this is Cockroach Janta Party (a satirical political party in india) propaganda.
Does this mean we’re going to start breeding cockroaches for breast size?
we’ll have to start calling them titroaches.
Imagine how many cock roaches you need to milk to fill a glass
Just get a few fallout ones.
MMMMM radroach milk, tasty.
Roaches have nipples? Greg, I’m talking to you.
How do you milk them?
Don’t tell this to RFK Jr.
Too late, he’s balls deep already.
Mandatory for all public school meals if they want funding. RFK Jr milks the roaches himself to ensure the highest nutritional content.
“RFK Jr milks
the roaches himselfKid Rock to ensure the highest nutritional content.”
Gotta suck on that cock
- milk the roaches.
- roast the roaches.
- Grind the roaches.
- Drip them…
Delicious, low impact, home made drink!
I’ll just drink four times as much milk.
GOMAD.
Theyre trying to steal my morning gallon and i wont have it.
Just drink evaporated milk.
Horchata ftw
Just drink evaporated milk.
I’ve tried, but it’s gone by the time I get a glass!
They have to kill the mothers. It’s nowhere near a practical food. One estimate suggested you’d need around a thousand roaches to get about 100 grams of crystals. The more realistic idea scientists floated was sequencing the genes behind the protein and producing it with yeast. 😬
producing it with yeast. 😬
That’s how we do everything.
I’d support killing a thousand roaches. For science.
Many people just support the killing without the science, but the thought of having to do that instead of milking the teets kills my roach dairy dreams.
The scientists that tested it can have it all for themselves, I’ll even give them a free pass to lord it over us cow milk drinking peons.
Three words: Roach Crème fraise
Iced roach cream made into a roach milkshake using even more roach milk, topped with whipped roach cream.
I didn’t know cockroaches were mammals. Everyday is a new lesson on Lemmy.
Yes, same as almond
It was the next obvious place.
how did they grab the roach titties
Lots of soap needed
why bother when oat milk is best milk anyways
Peamilk is better imo but nobody stocks it. I imagine something that sounds like “pee milk” is hard to market though to be fair.
never seen any but now im interested in trying it
I just wish it weren’t so expensive…
