cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/enshittification@lemmy.world/p/1887579/man-discovers-his-parents-coffee-machine-used-1tb-of-data-in-10-days
cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/enshittification@lemmy.world/p/1887579/man-discovers-his-parents-coffee-machine-used-1tb-of-data-in-10-days
Why give it the wifi password on the first place?
Probably a “smart” coffee maker.
Like I say about smartphones, they are only smart when conpared to the users…
I love it when someone tries to make a snide comment, calling other people stupid, and makes a flagrant spelling error.
I love smartasses… Same principle.
Will you make out with mine? I like tongue in my smart ass
You’re trying to hook up, y’know? These things happen at a certain point in a boys life.
Just put on there it connects to the internet to get the freshest electrons for your coffee and boomers will give it WiFi, their credit card number and one quarter of their children’s inheritance
It’ll even reverse your mortgage, which Tom Selleck approves!
It is considered rude to not give guests the password I beleive.
so you can make coffee from anywhere in the world, and for firmware updates and to get the latest brew styles.