Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid pitcher”; it looks like a jug of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, so don’t be absurd.
Kool-Aid Man most likely has a transparent or red mesentery pouch that contains his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. Perhaps it’s not even Kool-Aid, but more like blood?
The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from a small slit. It may be bifurcated, it could look like a corkscrew; it might have spikes or hooks to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm. Further study is needed.
I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking pitcher full of Kool-Aid.
You can tell from secondary sexual characteristics, like deep voice, cubed ice, thick pitcher body, sexy, manly hands that you just want to grab you and dunk you into his pitcher over and over again until you can’t breathe…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s After Dark. I’m gonna have to ask you to be at least 10% hornier.
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oh fuck, is that what i have to do to be a real man nowadays?
Nope. My ex wife was the puncher. Same shape, too.
My walls are made of bricks. Being a man is tough around here. ☹️
whoopsie doodle my walls are made of sticks I hope no owolves find out
This one website I saw once, I think it was goatse, implied that he is the penis. =)
