Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid pitcher”; it looks like a jug of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, so don’t be absurd.
Kool-Aid Man most likely has a transparent or red mesentery pouch that contains his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. Perhaps it’s not even Kool-Aid, but more like blood?
The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from a small slit. It may be bifurcated, it could look like a corkscrew; it might have spikes or hooks to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm. Further study is needed.
I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking pitcher full of Kool-Aid.
Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid pitcher”; it looks like a jug of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, so don’t be absurd.
Kool-Aid Man most likely has a transparent or red mesentery pouch that contains his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. Perhaps it’s not even Kool-Aid, but more like blood?
The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from a small slit. It may be bifurcated, it could look like a corkscrew; it might have spikes or hooks to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm. Further study is needed.
I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking pitcher full of Kool-Aid.