I’m convinced coffee is just a comfort drink and doesn’t actually do anything to me.

Me when i was an alcoholic rocking up to work like

If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one

If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?

Me and a coworker went to a concert last night. We knew wed be tired today, but dam we didnt realize how tired.

(Also fuck yea weezer! Only took me 30 years I seent em live finally!)

That’s why I sleep 5 hours a night, that extra hour really makes the coffee work

Titty wizard love ur memes where are the tittys? Did u wizardly make them go poof?

I got 4:45 last night, so I consider that a win.

I sleep eight hours and I still gotta drink an ungodly amount of coffee to stay awake. I think we might all just be being fucked.

Coffee makes me drowsy.

4 hours pretty average for me. Things get weird when I go down to 1.5 hours for a few days. If sleeo goes down to 1.5 hours for more than four days, I microdose indica so I can getup to six hours of restful sleep. Normally I’m back to my 4-5 after that for about a month.

I’ve noticed it in multiple comments in this thread so I’ll just post a general ramble here.

I’ve noticed that people who “insist” they only get 4 hours of sleep a night are always eager to volunteer it like it’s something they’re proud of and simultaneously play the “god, I’m just miserable, why are you even asking?” Card when you react negatively to the comment that they volunteered.

4 hours of sleep per night is severe sleep deprivation. You will not be able to function at a school or a job after just a few nights of 4 hour sleeps. Some people can, but we’re getting into like <10% of people who would actually be able to keep it together and like <1% who might be able to last more than one week. So it makes sense to doubt claims of people who “only get 4 hours of sleep” or especially people who claim they pull all-nighters on the regular.

Although, to throw a bone, short sleepers are also well-documented as being unable to assess their own capabilities, as a function of lack of sleep, so there’s some explanation for why this behavior is so consistent.

i jus need an iv of redbull plz 🥰