Edit: Every time I remember that he was killed by the hateful environment he helped create, I smile.
The only good thing Charlie Kirk did for the world was get shot in the fuckng neck.
Here now, credit where it’s due: His grave marker doubles as an excellent public urinal.
And here I thought I’d never take a shit in a urinal.
You may have company on this one.
A gender neutral one!
It doesnt matter anyways. Kirk isnt truly dead. Whenever he receives a mortal wound, he just gets resurrected into a body with an even tinier face.

I’m happy that this is his legacy, rest in piss bobble head.
I stole the meme from another community because the image was taken off imgur.
This one’s better because tiny face
The 97% scaled face is 👨🍳 💋
Watch me dodge this bullet
Douché
Checkmate, atheists.
Just the price of doing business, oh well.
Who is this guy?
A conservative pundit in America who famously said school shootings were the price of having a free society, and then got shot in the neck while speaking on a college campus about a year ago
and let’s not forget his last words were trying to blame black people for gun violence
While being fatally shot by a conservative white guy lol
Did they ever confirm if the other guy was a member of the rival Fuentes gang?
some Nazi who debated high schoolers on race
Some podcaster. He became kind of irrelevant in 2025.
Charles T Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise
You go around contradictorily claiming to do random jobs and that you live in many random places. I somehow doubt you really don’t know, and if you don’t, you probably don’t care. Are you actually a bot?
And before anyone gets up in arms at me check their post history. It’s bizarre af.
Guns kill, yeah. And his guns didn’t protect him. So….
I’ll take people more seriously about this issue once they become honest about why they want guns.
I don’t want rapey dudes to think they can move on me without the risk of winding up dead. Same goes for cops. That’s the one social contract that they can’t disregard.
I’m fine with people having them; I just think the vetting/training should be more thorough. Charlie got popped by the kind of gun that most would agree should be easy to buy, though. You used to be able to order that sort of thing to your house from the Sears Catalog.
Every time I see this guy my first thought is that someone Photoshopped his head.
His head and face features are so god damned weird. That and he was a terrible person.
Dank
Do you want Democrats to win elections?
If so, celebrating the assassination of individuals that you don’t agree with is a very bad look, and won’t earn you any votes.
If you want Republicans to win, proceed.
(you require independent votes to win any national election. Even if D turnout is 100%, you can’t win without independents, and a significant portion of independents are against murder; even if the target is pro 2nd amendment and anti-abortion).
individuals you don’t agree with…
You mean fuckin’ white-supremacist, bigoted, misogynistic, transphobic, anti-vax, pro-fascist hate-spewing propagandists?
Yeah I vehemently “disagree” with them and want them removed from this planet. Sorry if that offends fringe voters.
Do you want to win elections?
No, I want to own my opponents. That is way more fun than doing actual work. And I am tired that only republicans get to do it.
Nah, screw you. I’m not the one constantly thinking about a dead dude. People can’t even admit who killed him.
If you’re so focused on team politics that you can’t even imagine “your side” killing someone you like, you’re a lost cause. People like that will not help us at all long term.
Just because I’m not in favour of murdering people doesn’t mean I’m upset this shitbag is no longer stealing oxygen. Happy accident, as it were. I doubt most indies miss this particular douche nozzle.
Go spin this shit to the right wingers and make them vote correctly












