NO LOLLYGAGGIN
“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
THAT’S BECAUSE IT ISN’T A QUOTE, IT’S WALL ART
NOTHING’S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
And there it is.
I’M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
I SHOULD GO.
WE’LL BANG, OK?
I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM… SPACE!
Is that from portal? Love that game
Lol, no. Type the quote into YouTube. You won’t regret it.
The way he can barely not laugh at his own dialog haha
COMMANDER
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON’T!!
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!
This is the correct answer.
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
WHAT YOU SAY?!
WE GET SIGNAL
FINISH HIM!
WOLOLO
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
