We’d run out of them rather quickly.
We’d need some kind of name variant system, hopefully more interesting than ‘Saudi Aramco the 147th’.
We’d run out of them rather quickly.
We could also add on the CEOs, the companies, the co-conspirators, the lobbying groups, the politicians, etc.
Could also use their pre-merger names, from when our environment was being destroyed by more than a handful of global mega-corps. Tropical storm Exxon AND hurricane Mobil
what a great idea
If we’re talking about society-wide paradigm shifts, may I suggest we try putting executives in prison first?
or voting Green in most countries eg Australia, NZ, Germany, UK, Canada for example to move the overton window and get systemic policy change
Or be more accurate and blame Shell and BP for your problems
I think we’ll be able to go through them all, unfortunately.
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You’d think so, but the grandparent argues that it would be more accurate for Europeans to blame European Shell and BP for their heatwaves, rather than American Chevron.
Do they not understand that greenhouse gas emissions spread out through the entire atmosphere?
Need a alphabetical list of names like hurricanes.
Amoco BP Chevron …
We could name all extreme weather events after them. Hurricane Exxon, Cyclone Aramco, Storm BP.
We did this on Mastodon! Met office or something put out a form to submit names for a storm or summat and someone recommended suggesting names like Aramco and BP and a bunch of us did it. I don’t know if it got traction elsewhere, I live under a rock.
H-h-h-h-h-HOLY SHIT. Sorry had to use a Unreal Tournament quote because that’s insane.
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No one is in the way.
I would go one step further and make sure to Chevron Heat wave sponsored by ExxonMobil
That would be redundant and counter-productive.
We should
