When you are dyslexic and address the christmas letter to the wrong person

Well, if it would only print black, you could not see the text!

I’m not really a watch person, but that one looks totally great!

And opposed to losing France, it actually is a loss

Navigating in my Ass

Ah! That’s where the cat command lives

Awww so cute :3

Now post it on facebook and confuse a lot of tech illiterate people…

If the water is warm enough and there are not any currents dragging you somewhere, how would this be any different from going swimming in a lake in the summer?

I have a nice recipe for this! I got it straight from Google AI overview. All you need is glue…

Thanks! The kitchen lights are really great!

Heroin

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I unfortunately also don’t know how to exactly reproduce this, but if I ever find out, I will let you know!

“Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf”

In the living room they routed audio cables through the walls for a surround sound system

Is this what heaven looks like?