Ahh, is it Not Quite Almost Christmas Time already?
Wait… wouldn’t it… make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?
Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June
A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!
I saw that last year in the UK for a couple of shops. This year august was the start of Halloween/autumn stuff instead which is better than Christmas although probably still a little early. Now its September I have seen small sections of Christmas stuff start to appear in more shops though.
Hottest day of the year in the UK, Xmas shit been put out in the shelves. Halloween stuff was already out and selling 🤷
O m g… The horror is comming soon…
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.
it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.
My dude, we’re well into September.
edited, and my point is still fully valid
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped
what does that mean?
Too soon!
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
all i want for September is no Christmas
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